Hobbes' 2024 TOP TEN ENVIRONMENTAL ABSURDITIES

Absurdism is not always a friend of the gig. Sometimes it is. I will be allotting CHAOS ratings to each of my selections.

1. CURLING CLUB FEST (Ottawa, ON) - I put S.O.T.O on the ice this year and have no regrets. It was fun.
   [RATED: GOOD]
2. THE GIG THAT WASN’T (Scotia, NY) - No people, no burgers, no problem. We play anyway.
   [RATED: NEUTRAL]
3. WRESTLING DIRTBIKES GIG (Pittsburg, PA) - The exact right kind of chaos.
   [RATED: GOOD]
4. KOOKY SHIT MUSEUM GIG (White River Junction, VT) - My “cult” alarm went off, if anyone’s looking for things to join.
   [RATED: NEUTRAL]
5. MAGIC SHOW GIG (Montreal, QC) - I have this thing where I hate magicians.
   [RATED: EVIL]
6. E-COLI WATER GENERATOR GIG (Buffalo, NY) - That was not the wind, I was blowing a fan to protect you from the fumes.
   [RATED: GOOD]
7. OPERA HOUSE/CHEESE MUSEUM GIG (Cuba, NY) - I do not need to explain this one.
   [RATED: NEUTRAL]
8. PRIVATE SWAMP PEOPLE UV LIGHT GIG (Ottawa, ON) - If a punk show must be private, it better be weird. It was.
   [RATED: GOOD]
9. GAY VAMPIRE LAARP GIG (Montreal, QC) - A real highlight showing up to play a friend’s anniversary.
   [RATED: GOOD]
10. PISS LAUNCHING NEIGHBOUR GIG (Brooklyn, NY) - “I will throw my kid’s piss and shit out of this window.”
    [RATED: EVIL]